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Dude that second one was not a scrub quote, that shit was a whole scrub CONSPIRACY

Coney is the only person I can think of who would do this and I'd have to wonder if it's just for the content or because he's just that much a contrarian.

We’re due for a new episode

no yeah mahjong goes sweaty as hell because it's literally designed to make you mad. basically, the objective is to make specific hands and win the game (like poker but more complicated), and it involves each player taking turns drawing a tile and throwing one out into the pile in the middle. then, _anyone else at the table_ can grab your tile to use for their hand if they have a 3 of a kind or a 3 sequence (like 4, 5, 6 or whatever). and if you're the unlucky fucker who gives someone the tile they need to win, *you're the only one at the table that loses money.* and some of these hands are fucking EXPENSIVE and you probably have actual money in the pot, so you have to not only figure out what your opponents are playing, you have to avoid giving other ppl the win late-game, AND you have to have specific combinations in order to actually win the game. it's fucked up ;-;

doom queueing at 4am is real

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That mahjong rant had me ugly laughing😂great content

MK open mic clips are alwyas fucking hilarious. I would play that game more if it didnt suck.

Why isn’t multiverses a WBD cash in that sucks? I’d actually love to know

14:27 has me in tears 😭

When I read the title I thought you meant the TV show Scrubs 😭😭😭

you know what would make fighting games more casual: allowing items and free for all in smash. sakurai was on to something with items and multiplayer in fighting games. maybe the items in smash aren't perfect but they still cause enough chaos in a free for all setting that you really can't just win because you are the best player even if by a mile

I thought you were gonna defend "The Scrubs" show quotes :/

"yomi hustle isnt a game" so chess isnt a game? git gud lmao

just commenting for the algorithm

PLEASE let this come back for another video this is even better than Fact or Opinion

That Mortal Kombat clip is so good 😭

Coney has only ever told the full truth and not trolled at all, and it’s when he said brawlhalla is terrible.

I feel myself getting brain damage Holy moly

I dont know why but the intro sounded like something from those Rick and Morty episodes with the universal tv shows or whatever to me lool

The game's literally called Sea of THIEVES

For the Manga Wordle word I have no clue why that got so many people up in a tizzy. There have been way more obscure words as the word of the day then Manga.

Discussing "improvement is not fair to the average player:" My wife got me into smash bros ultimate while we weren't even dating yet. We were similar skill level at that point, both super casual. Since then, ive grinded and I'm very good but she's pretty much exactly the same level she was 5 years ago and she refuses to play with me. So in a way i get it.

A literal contrarian video

Ill do you one better: put Superman AND All Might in. Evrry "supetman" variant.

I love the editor using Night Walker from Under Night

Coney is going to find himself on ScrubQuotes one of these days.

yomi hustle slaps but I agree is NOT fighting game. calling it not a game at all is just silly though, that's like calling chess not a game.

Coney you must acquire skill.

i once ended up on scrub quotes for a satire post i made on Smash Rage subreddit lmao

"Wordle should not pick words that you don't know" HOW????????????????

Oh my god The first quote is about the game YOMI Hustle, which is basically a turn based fighting game (highly recommend). All improvement in that comes from learning, not tough execution. They are dead wrong.

That second dude was SPITTING you know for a fact Dabuz is lining his pockets with that CIA blood money

Coney wasn't just playing devil's advocate, he was trying to be the devil's assistant. Typical contrarian behavior.

My favorite genre of CONEY video is where it’s him versus the world defending a stupid ass opinion.

NOOBSCRUB900 I dub you, INNOCENT. You are free to continue your yapping.

Coney defending scrub quotes while he is also a known scrub quoter. 19:02 What happened to this guys life to trash talk this much in Halo 3... in 2024???

You're not any better if you hate the video game hater tbh...

YES CONEY I DO GET SO MAD AT VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAAAAAH

Wow

Coney's good at defending ScrubQuotes because he himself is bad at games. They call him "Mr. Beats Games" but in reality he's Mr. Scrub at Games

Fourth!

New Coney Series for Coney to milk for a month and then forget about for a year

1 view in 1 second, if Coney keeps up at this pace he'll get all the views forever!!!!

As the chief scrub, you would defend them

yo

She Banjo on my Kazooie til I Nut & Bolt

Watching this again, it's actually legitimately insane that Nintendo has not only survived, but thrived after having such gigantic failures like the virtual boy, the wii U and to a lesser degree, the 64 and GameCube

2 years later, I don't think sharp ever got his episode on Hot Juans :(

Make new Donkey kong game nintendo pleasepleaseplease